I'm sick of fucking essays.
They make me feel like I'm trapped in a little box of non-creativity.
It's as though I can see the adjectives and the metaphors and the hyperboles just outside the window.
But the window is locked and instead I'm forced to use parenthetical citations and research and shit like that.
The worst part? Everything has to make sense.
I know, scary thought right?
Everything you're writing MUST. MAKE. SENSE.
'Tis impossible I tell you.
Where's the imagination in that?
The imagination just got ass-raped by the huge dick of colleges shouting, "DOWN WITH FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION! LET'S CRUSH THE MINDS OF OUR YOUTH AND MAKE THEM MEMORIZE VOCABULARY WORDS THAT THEY WILL NEVER EVER USE!!!!"
(Hey, don't get me wrong. I love vocab. I'm a writer. I'm just not for the fucked up words like "subterfuge" and "remunerate.")
I better go finish this research paper before it gets any later. xP
God damn Chemistry.....